Never Settle For Anything Less Than Perfect

Mail? I don't bite:)   Danniella at your service   

Danni, sandwich or two short of a picnic.

digieggofbooty asked: can i join u please im just lying here with no vodka


I have several of the vodkas because of my birthday so yes friend join me

— 44 minutes ago
digieggofbooty asked: wow ur so hardcore teach me your ways


I will. Though I’m currently sat playing ps2 with a triple vodka citron and orange juice on the rocks. Lovemylife

— 2 hours ago
digieggofbooty asked: fuckign WKD man. I remember in like years 7 through 9 and people thought they were cool because they drank it and im just like mate calm down


When I was 13 someone gave me a bottle of Wkd and I thought it was like really strong vodka and I got really upset because I didn’t want my parents to think I was drunk, because I was having a glass of wine later on that day.

I was a cool kid.

— 11 hours ago

One day, whether you
are 14,
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.

Beau Taplin, “The Awful Truth”  (via coffeekaling)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via awdray)

— 1 day ago with 531949 notes



My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

(via digieggofbooty)

— 1 day ago with 133761 notes
digieggofbooty asked: *chugs smirnoff ice* go hard or go home


Be careful- save some room for the WKD;)

— 1 day ago

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

(via digieggofbooty)

— 1 day ago with 305062 notes


on my clothes: cat hair

on the carpet: cat hair

in my paints: cat hair

in my soul: cat hair

— 1 day ago with 149 notes