can i join u please im just lying here with no vodka
I have several of the vodkas because of my birthday so yes friend join me
wow ur so hardcore teach me your ways
I will. Though I’m currently sat playing ps2 with a triple vodka citron and orange juice on the rocks. Lovemylife
fuckign WKD man. I remember in like years 7 through 9 and people thought they were cool because they drank it and im just like mate calm down
When I was 13 someone gave me a bottle of Wkd and I thought it was like really strong vodka and I got really upset because I didn’t want my parents to think I was drunk, because I was having a glass of wine later on that day.
I was a cool kid.
One day, whether you
you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.
However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––
is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
*chugs smirnoff ice* go hard or go home
Be careful- save some room for the WKD;)
my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
on my clothes: cat hair
on the carpet: cat hair
in my paints: cat hair
in my soul: cat hair