Never Settle For Anything Less Than Perfect

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Danni, sandwich or two short of a picnic.


digieggofbooty asked: can i join u please im just lying here with no vodka


Answer:

I have several of the vodkas because of my birthday so yes friend join me

— 44 minutes ago
digieggofbooty asked: wow ur so hardcore teach me your ways


Answer:

I will. Though I’m currently sat playing ps2 with a triple vodka citron and orange juice on the rocks. Lovemylife

— 2 hours ago
digieggofbooty asked: fuckign WKD man. I remember in like years 7 through 9 and people thought they were cool because they drank it and im just like mate calm down


Answer:

When I was 13 someone gave me a bottle of Wkd and I thought it was like really strong vodka and I got really upset because I didn’t want my parents to think I was drunk, because I was having a glass of wine later on that day.

I was a cool kid.

— 11 hours ago
"

One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.

"
Beau Taplin, “The Awful Truth”  (via coffeekaling)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via awdray)

— 1 day ago with 531949 notes

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

(via digieggofbooty)

— 1 day ago with 133761 notes
digieggofbooty asked: *chugs smirnoff ice* go hard or go home


Answer:

Be careful- save some room for the WKD;)

— 1 day ago

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

(via digieggofbooty)

— 1 day ago with 305062 notes

thegeekyblonde:

on my clothes: cat hair

on the carpet: cat hair

in my paints: cat hair

in my soul: cat hair

— 1 day ago with 149 notes